RTB Blog Post #50: Pet Peeves (aka Shit that drives me crazy!)

Ok, so I was sitting here wondering what I would post this morning as my 50th post on the blog.  Well, it didn't take too long to decide after watching a video clip from the Dalai Lama's visit to Memphis got me worked up about one of my big pet peeves!  So I decided to post some of the things that get my blood boiling....

1) This stupid ass "fist bumping" thing!  WTF?  Shake my fucking hand or don't. Period.  I think this is just the stupidest thing ever!  I just don't get it, and here is a perfect example of just how fucking retarded this shit is!
  Can you even believe this tool?!! "fist bumping' -even the name is ridiculous!- his Holiness the Dalai Lama!!  WHAT a douche!

2) Poking me on Facebook!  Again, WTF!??  If you're on FB and wish to initiate contact, great!  I mean, that's what it's for, right?  Quick & easy, you say "hi" or respond to a post I've made, great!  What is with the poking?  I just simply DO NOT get it!  Is it so difficult to expend the energy to type the word "HI"?  Stop poking me!

3) People who do not follow through!  This one covers many aspects in life but the example that comes to mind (as it happens ALL the time) is saying you will call me or call me back.....and then you don't!  I understand shit comes up, you can't always plan on things going smoothly, I get it, but when you become a habitual offender it pisses me right the fuck off!  RUDENESS!!!!  If you cannot call me back at the time you specified that's fine (once in a while) just call as soon as you are able even if it's just to say "can't talk now, just needed to let you know" or whatever, I'm a big boy, I understand life happens.  This also goes to you assholes who constantly break plans!  Stop making plans if you know you are not EVER going to follow through!

4) People who are late all the time.  GET A FUCKING WATCH PEOPLE!!  Do you need to go back to the 3rd grade to learn how to tell time?  Seriously, this is one of the biggies!  It drives me absolutely bat shit crazy you people who think the world can just wait on your ass....it is not cool!  Here's a good way to remember for future reference if you ever make plans with me....a quote I got somewhere (let me know if you know where this came from, but I'm doubting if your ass is late all the time you'd be the one to tell me!)

"If you're early, you're on time.  If you're on time, you're late and if you're late DON"T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP!"  Got that?!  Seriously, treat your friends, acquaintances, family or colleagues with a little more respect and get there when the fuck you say you will!

5) People BLASTING (C)rap music in their cars!  You want to go deaf listening to talentless rappers "singing" about bitches, ho's, their rims and latest bling bling...be my fucking guest!  But keep that shit off the roads, out of the parking lot of the grocery store or the elementary school where I pick up my children!  We don't want to hear you sad ass excuse for "music" thump-thump-thumping enough to rattle my fillings loose, screaming obscenities and degrading women!  You're not impressing anyone.

6) People using "words" like "kewl", "sup", "wassup", "boi"...or any other fucktard way of twisting the spelling of a real word!  I HATE IT!!  It doesn't make you cool or hip, you sound like a douche!

7) Let me preface this by saying I'm not singling anyone out but....People who can't tell the difference between "to" and "too" or "your" and "you're" or "then" and "than" or "there" and "their" and "they're"....I know I'm not the most educated, and I get things wrong from time to time but I do give a damn about how I come across and make every effort to put my proverbial best foot forward!  If I don't know how to spell something, I LOOK IT UP!  I mean you're on the internet, the world at your finger tips....take a moment and get it right people!!!

Ugh!   I'm all worked up now!  LOL!   I guess I'll keep it to 7 for now although I could go on.....what pisses you off?  Do you agree with any on my list or have an opposing view?  (even though  you're wrong :)  go ahead and let me hear it!