Awesome Animal FAILS!

A great way to start my Saturday morning...I laughed and laughed at some of these brilliant animal FAILS!

Top Model FAIL!

I just love a gut busting laugh at someone else's misfortune ~I know, I know, I'm going to hell!~ and people falling seem to get me really going. Well, last night's episode from Cycle 14 of ANTM did NOT disappoint! This has to go down as one of the funniest scenes from this show, EVER! Sadly, after the laughter of this colossal runway fuck up, my favorite contestant and pick to win was eliminated from the show...damn you Tyra!

WTF!?: Nirvana gets Rick Rolled

While mining the interweb for the latest in all things music I came across this fucking tragedy of a Mashup...."Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit UP" and I cry "FAIL"! What meth-head scumbag would even dream of defiling Nirvana in such a way? Now, I'm all for a good mashup, in fact I usually feature one (like this weeks "Dance is The Drug" by David Bowie/Roxy Music) and I'm all for using two artists or songs you might never have thought should or could work together...but the secret is IT'S GOTTA WORK, and this for me doesn't come close! Not to mention it's been used to death in the mashup scene and maybe some songs/artists should just be left alone unless you're really going to blow us away. Anyway, here it is for your listening displeasure!

Lamebook: Past the Dictionary!

If you can't see it, here's the link

Bank robbery FAIL

Apparently some 30 y/o 3rd grade drop out bitch named Amy Winehouse Stephanie Martin went straight from shooting some battery acid in her meth lab down to her local bank and tried to rob it in Hillsboro, Oregon yesterday.  Only problem was the mastermind behind the crime failed her penmanship class and the poor teller couldn't read her note (which apparently stated "Need $300 or I'll kill you. I'm serious.")  The teller told the woman she couldn't read her chicken scratchings so the woman left the window to try again and re-wrote the hold up note on a bank slip giving the teller the opportunity to hit the silent alarm.

Now, besides the obvious issue I have with robbing a bank, I think the more serious crimes commited here were those of poor penmanship and the fact that if you are going to commit a class A felony, why the fuck stop at $300!??  That would barely cover her electric bill from cookin' down the good shit!

I guess she changed her mind and when the bank manager came over the would be Bonnie Parker decided she really only wanted to open an account.  Of course when the police and FBI showed up her ass got cuffed and taken to jail and was determined to be *shocker!* under the influence of drugs.

I think the moral of this story is two fold: First, we obviously need to bring back penmanship classes in our schools to give our kids (the future bank robbers) a fighting chance at succeeding in their goals. Second, we obviously need to work on the pervasive issue of self esteem...I mean come on, if she had felt better about herself and had the knowledge she could accomplish anything she set her mind to, the bitch obviously would have asked for way more cash than her weekly KFC tab!