So, I'm sure this was not INTENDED as a slight....but c'mon, it's not exactly a compliment! I was always slender and I still am that fabulous 160 something I once was (in my minds eye)....I just figured someone had put up fun house mirrors everywhere and went about my day thinking I still look like I did when I was 21, sizes & labels be damned!
I even adopted the Skor candy bar slogan as my personal mantra...."You can never be too rich or too thin". It's vapid, I know, but I thought it was clever at 15 and I once was half that equation and I could still dream of being rich...Now nearing 40, I know better than to be so deluded and tonight I lost the "thin" part of what I thought I'd always have going for me. I am officially a fat bastard...a "chub"....
WTF! Who called you that? Honestly I think you look good and as far as age goes I don't think you look like you are approaching 40, more like a mid 30! So next time someone calls you chubby you have my permission to punch them in the neck! Bastards!
ReplyDeletehahaha! much love!
ReplyDeletemore cushion for the pushin', baby!
ReplyDeleteOh, come on!!! I'm sorter than you, and much heavier than you. I would be the chub. Did you tell this person tp FUCK OFF?
ReplyDeletewell first of all....smack my ass and call me charley, you're not only reading but COMMENTED too! hahaha! and i'm SO glad too because i knew the heading and pic would be lost on most...except us fabulous people! ;) second, i was a little gobsmacked and didn't know WHAT to say so i just kind of let it sit there....i guess it doesn't help that i FEEL fat...ugh! that's it, i'm on the karen carpenter diet for sure now!
ReplyDeleteI can't do the Karen Carpenter diet because I like my heart functioning instead of SHUTTING DOWN! Besides honey you are beautiful! Skeletal is SOOOO last year! :)
ReplyDeletelast year is the new black! i WANT to be skin hanging off cheek bones thin! ;) i've always been thin until i hit 33 or so....so this is new to me and i don't like to jiggle!
ReplyDeleteWell...no one wants to jiggle darling! :)
ReplyDeleteReally darlings, you can't be too rich or too thin BUT you can look too much like your cat!
ReplyDeletefabulous...i want that on a t-shirt...STAT!
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