I think I found my religion!

So, I've been having a tough time with the whole "God" question for quite some time. It just seems silly to me to worship some imaginary friend in the sky, that's all I'm saying. But as of today, the skies have parted and the divine let itself be known unto me.....Behold, THE CULT OF MICHAEL JACKSON! And best of all is No.8 in the "10 Laws of the Boogie" where it states "...and when in doubt, just beat it"   I mean, c'mon, any religion that in it's most high laws advocates masturbation...sign me up!